凤姐现身哥伦比亚大学征婚 传单堪比改错题(图)
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分类:奇闻趣事
北美在线(NAOL.CA):
还记得昔日那个以征夫炒红自己的“凤姐”罗玉凤吗?如今凤姐征婚已经征到美国去啦!近日,纽约哥伦比亚大学中国学子冒死偷拍到凤姐在校门口散发征婚传单,哥大的男同学赶紧收拾细软逃吧。
下面是凤姐征婚启事的全部内容,各种错误什么的,真的是更能凸显凤姐的“不同之处”呐!快来看看你符合这些要求不?有兴趣的同学可以试试找找凤姐这篇征婚传单里到底有多少错误哦!
I'm looking for a Husband now, I am the hottest star
from China. my name is luoyufeng(罗玉凤), chinese call
me fengjie(凤姐), born 1985. I want my Husband very
Interested in political and Economic, he would like
to Dominate the world。
I want my Husband like this:
1. he must Between 25 to 31 years old。
2. he will Between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height。
3. he must never get married, no children。
4. he will graduated from a prestigious world, like
Harvard, Yale, MIT, west point, Standford, Oxon and
so so。
5. He must has a master's degree。
6. he can't been an Asian。
7. he would better have a house and a car。
I'm born in a poor family in chongqing. when 16, I
come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never
liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to 20. I'm
Expert in Poetry and prose. in 2006 when I'm 21, I
became a Language teacher. in 2008 when I'm 23, I
resigned and come to shanghai for a better future.
but I can't get a good job there. there was no way
to get more income except publicize myself. so I
became the hottest star in china in 2010 when I'm
25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there
is over 300,000 chinese man asked marry me, but none
of them suitable。
Notice:
1. I'm only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a
High-heeled shoes. so I always looked like 5.08
feet。
2. I'm from china which country control Family
planning as their basal policy. I will Follow it, so
I only want 2 children if get married。
E-mail: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com
Mobile phone: 646-220-8171
MSN: shanghailuoyufeng@163.com
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